It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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