only if we run a train.
done.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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