allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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