The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I have peed in a lot of sinks
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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