So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
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