...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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