Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
jump out the window naked night went bad
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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