Sponge bath it is.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Randomize