It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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