This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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