just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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