Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Randomize
