Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
He better not be in your backpack
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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