Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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