It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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