Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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