i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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