That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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