I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
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