thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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