Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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