what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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