I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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