No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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