i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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