am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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