Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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