I'll bet she douches with gravy.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Randomize
