We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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