Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Randomize
