that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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