You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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