smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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