If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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