I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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