Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
