Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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