Well douche your snatch and let's go!
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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