Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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