What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i can't believe i had my finger in that
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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