Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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