your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
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