so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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