can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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