It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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