i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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