i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
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