Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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