i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Sorry about my life...
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Randomize
