O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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