Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Randomize
