My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Randomize
