Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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