Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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